"The Simpsons" chalkboard openings
fortune-simpsons-chalkboard is a collection of Bart Simpson's chalkboard-writings from the opening credits of episodes of the television show “The Simpsons”, packaged up for use with the fortune program.
To install these fortunes, copy the .dat file to your fortunes directory (possibly /usr/games/lib/fortunes). To use it, simply type: fortune chalkboard
Download:
The rpm's were packaged by Ivan Brunello
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Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF15
A TRAINED APE COULD NOT TEACH GYM
A TRAINED APE COULD NOT TEACH GYM
A TRAINED APE COULD NOT TEACH GYM
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF15