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Quotes from "Star Wars"

fortune-starwars is a collection of quotes from the movies “Star Wars”, “The Empire Strikes Back”, and “Return Of The Jedi”. It is meant for use with the fortune program. It does not contain quotes from Episodes One to Three, because I don't really like them.

To install these fortunes, copy the .dat file to your fortunes directory (possibly /usr/games/lib/fortunes). To use it, simply type: fortune starwars

Download: fortune-starwars.tgz

Two stormtroopers are posted near the tractor beam power
terminal.
Stormtrooper:
Do you know what's going on?
Other stormtrooper:
Maybe it's another drill.